If You Lived Where I Do

you could buy a new ATV and get with it a winch and a gun. Seriously, this is the ad promo that runs on one of our country stations--okay so I totally just outed myself as a country music aficionado--but still who doesn't need a new gun with their ATV purchase. That way it becomes much much easier to hurt yourself or someone else while you are out riding your ATV. Totally makes sense to me.

This is just begging to become a Darwin Award.